10
Feb

Words I Never Thought Would Part My Lips…

Filed in Annie, family, Hudson, kiddos, The randomness that is my life

…at least in this order.

Me Hey look I found 2 slugs.  Do you guys want some pets?

An hour later… 

Hudson and Annie Can we have a black knife to make our slugs seatbelts?

Me  Huh?…What?!  No, you can’t have a knife to make your slug a seatbelt.

Hudson Oops…Mom, I think I killed Annie’s slug.

Me  Your seatbelt killed her slug?!…Oh the irony…

Hudson Yup.  I tried to to get it out with my fingers and my fingers turned sticky and red.

Annie  GIVE ME BACK MY SLUG!!!

Hudson  It’s okay, now it can be necklace with a dead slug.  Look, Annie!  It’s a dead slug on a cross.  Whenever you see an animal on a cross, it’s most likely dead.

Me  Hmmm…..

Annie Let’s make a bed for YOUR slug, Hudson.

Me Good luck with that.

I really bring this all on myself.

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4 Responses to “Words I Never Thought Would Part My Lips…”

  1. Melanie
    10Feb

    At least you won’t have a vet bill with those type of pets.

  2. Michelle
    10Feb

    So gross! Love that they are so into nature :)

  3. Emily
    10Feb

    You forgot to mention the burial and grave marker in the tupperware. That was my favorite part.

  4. Hila
    10Feb

    Pet slugs, eh? So not a fan of slugs, and they are plentiful around here! So if you need a couple new pets, just let me know ;) .

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